Here you will be able to read, laugh at, and possibly cry over, an account of the chaos that has become the binding fabric of my life. I am living proof that a person can survive an extremely insane amount of ridiculousness. For me this happens on a daily basis. The average Joe likely only has to endure such happenings one or twice a year. My friend Joanna, who hears my daily updates of absurdity, told me I should write a book. Yeah right, like I’d ever have the time or focus for that!
